Obscene. They've made this way too easy. I am probably not organized enough to keep this up. I am, no doubt, sufficiently curious to try it out.
I haven't taken a shot at something like this since back in the day, so I'm going to be the nervous rookie roady.
Clear my throat.
Step timorously up to the mike, eyes on feet.
Peek up at the masses, too numerous to be seen and distinguished.
Tap gently.

Testing? Testing? One...two...check, check one...