1:30pm: road block forces me to take a detour.
1:35pm: My car gets overtaken and ransacked by men in orange vests. Is this southeast DC? NO. This my backyard: Bethesda. This is NIH.
Ok, so the men in orange vests did not physically or sexually abuse me or my car; they took nothing, and yes they bore some resemblence to security guards, but all that is somewhat irrelevant. I feel violated. They looked in my trunk. And under my hood. MY HOOD!